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| I feel like my laundry list of deal-breakers is becoming lengthier with age. The more notable ones include: * Believing there's an invisible man living in the sky who impregnates virgins with his magic ding dong * Being currently/formerly in the military and thinking it was awesome * You've ever made a baby (or want to) * You were born before 1967 or after 1978 * You have a problem with animals sharing beds with humans * You snore * You've never cried over losing a pet * You're obsessed with your body (or mine) * You take yourself pretty seriously * You look, act, or actually are older than my Dad * You don't think The Onion is hilarious * You're horrified at the thought of farting in front of other people * You live by yourself and still poop with the door closed * You don't wash your hair because it makes it "too poofy" This list will expand until I am the only person on Earth willing to date me. |
| eiπ = -1, M theory, SUSY, fart = funny, McDonald's french fries, Ed Witten's eyebrows, Journey's "new" Filipino singer |
| Looking forward to sleeping in, serenading my dog, not making babies, not drinking enough water |
